UnTiTLEd...

When you know the flouroscents of your presence as a portion of a scintillating group of friends stands on the threshold to set itself when the dusk exuberates:

1> When you tag your friends as "activity partners"...and you have enough reasons out-pouring from your bucket for not believing in friendship.
2> Or, if it doesn't prove to be a contraception, you claim your best friends as aomeng the six characters of the time old, "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" - Jeniffer Aniston, Couteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt Le Blank, Matthew Perry or David Schwimmer.
3> When the "received calls" list in your cell phone falls scanty of any name in comparison to the dialled numbers list.
4> The inbox of your cell phones are filling in nothing else but air. Or even if, you got a stack of messages piled up, they'll be the composed mails (I hope people recognize the line drawn between forwards and self composed mails).
5> When you can afford to get a reputation in your college for your accomplishments (EUREKA!), but in the spectrum of friendship, you still incline to being a complete piss.
6> When the "Why's" stream with more pressure into the sea of questions than the other "W's".
7> When you probably for the first time utter out, "Screw them!"
8> The first time that you shut your FM station when the radio jockey played "Masti kii Pathshalaa"
9> When you prefer to hang out all by yourself instead of encountering the company of a bundle of junkheads
10> CUPID STICKS TO YOUR WORLD! The desperation for having a partner escalates and scorches like you never did before.
11> When you pray you could be the next spiderman in the industry.
12> When you think you're mature enough to brick a wall between friends and mere company keeping people, though in realism you've flunked...BIG TIME!
13> When you let all your books and learned knowledge hoist a white flag defining a surrender and slope towards nature as your ultimate teacher (humph!)
14> You lock in enough reasons to dash in contraceptions to the famous sayings.
15> When the pores of your body can let anything...everything ooze out except what you consider as the summit of YOU...your ego!
16> When the greetings over the line turn tables from "Oye! Kaisa hai haramkhor!" to a sublime and formal "Hello..."
17> When your fascinations switch its contexts with your portion of realism.
18> When you cannot draw a line between any two people. Every living soul seems to be like a star in a galaxy.
19> When you move up a step or two, or probably row back as well. But it taste like a delicacy of an irony to ground yourself with the actualities of the present.
20> When you prefer to reach the summit through a steep and barren slope rather than taking a fleet of stairs. You always want to pull an alternative approach upto your sleeves rather than exploiting the seeds of an obvious plant.
21> When you deny to take up any machine-on-wheels and instead lay down your priorities to WALK!!...(even if its a thousand's miles to be covered in the blistering heat that's launched itself in your neighbourhood)
22> When you want to bang your heads on to a concrete wall becAuse you've climbed the summit of ecstasy and your contacts' list is still an excruciating void of your life...(as its said, "when you share the blossoms of your life, you actually multiply it!")
23> When the number of communitiesn your orkut profile wins the race competing with the number of friends.
24> When you had your envisages lurking out for you to join the group of "sazi wallahs" on your trip to the market because they seem to form an enormed gang of friends within them.